Children's Book - Everything a Mom Will Never Say - L'Elan Vert

😂 Everything a mom will never say – L'Élan Vert 👩
A concentration of nonsense... that parents will never say (or only in a very, very strange dream)!

Get ready for an avalanche of laughter ! In this hilarious album by Noé Carlain , a specialist in well-intentioned pranks, we discover everything a parent (and especially a mother) would never say to their child... and yet, we wish it were true! 😅

🛁 "So skip your bath and go eat some candy in bed."
📚 "No homework today, go watch TV until midnight."
🍫 "We eat chocolate cake for every meal!"

👉 Everyday life is reviewed : school, meals, bath, bedtime... with a touch of totally unassuming nonsense !

🎨 Ronan Badel 's ultra-gagguesque illustrations perfectly complement this wacky text. The little hero, a real mischievous tornado, has a blast and draws readers into his crazy world!

🎁 What we love:
✔️ Tender and friendly humor to share from 3 years old
✔️ A rhythm that hits the mark on every page
✔️ Scenes in which young and old will recognize themselves (even if no one admits it 😇)
✔️ Perfect for laughing together… and for sneaking a few messages across!

📚 Everything a Mom Will Never Say – The Green Moose is THE book to give to make the whole family laugh — and wonder… What if one day, Mom really said that? 🤭💥